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Paladin-Ass Vanguard Shit (Clark Kent) ([personal profile] newsbeat) wrote2025-07-29 04:05 pm

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*BEEP*

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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
( the face he makes at the repeatedly remark. )

Maybe I won't invite you over on my birthday next year.

( and ding. there goes the elevator, pulling the doors open for them, bruce walking out, hands still in his pockets. )
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
( he's still walking for the kitchen. )

Second one spent here.
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
You end up with a lot of weird feelings the longer you stay here.

( taking him into the expansive and next to never used kitchen, he goes to the oven and pulls out the casserole dish, setting it down on the island counter with a fork gently placed atop it. )

A hundred and eighty-one days so far, give or take.

( that clark has been here. not that he's keeping count or anything. )
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
( oh, it's not for him. he pushes the dish towards clark. he invited him over to eat this. at the mention of lois, however, there's something there in his eyes that could be taken as a gentle sort of longing before he's looking down at the counter for a moment β€” giving himself a second to push it all down. )

Don't screw it up.
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that what cake is for?

( dryly said. sorry, clark. that's just his sense of humor. )
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
( ... )

Are you going to eat it or not?
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
( lucky for clark, there's another fork there and after clark goes and helps himself to some, he does the same, though by no means as hefty of a helping as the kryptonian takes. also. some people have to mind what they eat, superman. )

You didn't bring me a present.
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
When's your son's?

( just looking out for you, clark. already forgot the girlfriend's. )
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
( not long then. )

Try not to forget.

( dick's is next month even though. well. their relationship is a little different than what he has had with jason and damian. )

Maybe you can make a casserole. Since it's wet cake.
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
( unable to help himself, he huffs a little. amused. just barely the touch of a smile shown as he stabs at the casserole a little. it’s really not anything he eats, but. he took… two bites. )

Is there anything Superman can’t do?
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[personal profile] batsymbol 2026-02-19 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
( does he say golly, too? )

Such as?